A programming conference about more than How To Use Gem X. Something that will tickle my brain and make me think harder about what I do. Something on that interesting edge between pragmatic and eccentric, with not much in the gulf in the middle of Sensible Best Practices. (ie: tell me about monads, tell me about life with a four-year-old codebase, don't tell me about another testing framework or why I don't test enough). In other words: another Ruby Manor.
STOP: MANOR TIME.